Gogithy
Anthony
Plaza
Founding CEO, Unico LLC
18 years old. Mar Vista High grad. 100+ Roblox employees.
This site is a roast. He paid for it. Probably a tax write-off.
The Cash Cow
aka the Surprised Face (Cheeks)This asset basically prints money. Click it. Watch it work.
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The Unico Empire
Anthony is the founding CEO of Unico LLC, a Roblox UGC studio that somehow employs over 100 people and pulls in five figures a month. His crown jewel is the “Surprised Face (Cheeks)” - a face accessory so lucrative it should come with a W-2. People put it on their avatars and Anthony puts money in the bank. The economy is weird. He is winning.
The operation spans time zones, Discord servers, and probably a few labor law gray areas. 100+ staff, zero physical offices, infinite Roblox commissions. At 18, he has more direct reports than most Fortune 500 VPs. He also cannot legally rent a car.
The Long-Distance Agenda
Ben is the boyfriend
Anthony is deeply, chronically in a long-distance relationship with Ben. How deep? Anthony wears a gold B charm bracelet. Ben wears a matching gold G charm chain. The G does not stand for Anthony. It stands for Gogithy. Very different.
They stay on 12-hour Discord sleep calls every single night. Not voice calls they fall asleep on - calls that are sleep. This is the sole reason Anthony operates on a nocturnal goblin schedule. He goes to bed when normal people eat lunch.
Goblin Lifestyle
Anthony runs on what he calls a “goblin schedule” - awake all night, barely functional during daylight hours. The Discord sleep calls with Ben mean his circadian rhythm has been replaced with a prayer and a Discord status. He has not seen morning sunlight since 2023. The birds think he is a cryptid.
He has ADHD, anxiety, and asthma. He takes daily medication at 9:00 AM - which, on a goblin schedule, is essentially asking a vampire to water plants at noon. It is a problem. He is handling it poorly.
Strictly anti-energy-drink. No Celsius. No Monster. The man runs a Roblox empire on pure spite and whatever sleep he gets between 6 AM and 2 PM. Do not offer him caffeine. He will judge you.
Solo Travel Rituals
Anthony has exactly one rule when flying solo: no strangers in the A seat. He will pay extra, fight the seat selector, and glare at gate agents to secure the solo A-row window seat. The enemy is human proximity. He did not sign up for shoulder touching.
The sacred post-TSA ritual: buy a Dr Pepper and a pile of airport snacks. Why? Because in-flight snacks are “mid.” This is a direct quote. He has strong opinions about Biscoff cookies versus pretzels and will not compromise. The Dr Pepper is non-negotiable. The ritual is law.